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Paris Hilton hollering 'big issUUUUE!!!' on queen street
Girls Aloud, having just joined the local convant, singing kum-by-yar to the tune 'sound of the underground'.
Big brother infamous welsh patriot, Glyn Wise, cheering passionatly at an england match
Nicole Ritchie looking morbidly obese enjoying a big mac with some pigs, in Sussex.
Pete Doherty and Kate Moss campaigning rather enthusiastically against drug abuse on the streets of London.
George W Bush- saying sumthing intelligent.
Lyndsay Lohan enjoying a quiet night in on the sofa with a cup of tea, at her home in DFS, Oxfordshire.
Charlotte Church sayin "i'm here 4 you babe!" 2 a clingy Cheryl Tweedy/Cole, at a relate counceling session.
Angelina Jolie- blatently ignoring a charity worker collecting money in Paris.
The elephant man gettin chatted up by loads of woman not wearin very much in Ibiza.
Brad Pitt looking rather sorry for himself busking, while singing 'smelly cat' on Bute street.
Mutya, watching a suga babes concert with a massive grin on her face in Derbyshire.
posh and becks.co.ltd shopping in tesco's in the smart price aisle, brandishing massive chuppa chub lollys in Newmarket.
Jade Goody teaching a Geography lesson, not getting greenland & iceland confused at a school in Gloucester.
Nana Moon, seriously wiping the floor with everyone at the 2012 London olympics 100m hurdles.
Jodie Marsh, incognito, avoiding the papparazzi like the plague.
Frankie Detorri SAT DOWN in the winners enclosure at Belmont park, after winning the breeders cup classic, on Surrey Downs Girl at odds of 1,000,023/1.
Bianca Gascoigne, Calum Best and Abi Titmuss, on buisness as per usual- turning up for the opening of a letter, in Fort William.
Jordan & Peter Andre.tm, having a low key register office wedding in essex...
... then seen 2weeks later, traveling with 'magic carpet air tours' whilst honeymooning in Agrabarr.
James Blunt serenading Tara Palmer Thompkinson with a rendition of "you're beautiful", somewhere in the pacific on a little known cruise ship. information on their current location would be greatly appreciated as they havn't been seen since.
...men
Heather Mills/McCartney playing golf with her false leg in Wenvoe, amazing passers by with her skills.
Kate Thornton competing her 3 Xfactor Terriers taking the title of 'best bitch' at a dog show in Cornwall.
Super Nanny, getting chased by little shits in Bangladesh.
Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver in an absolute dead heat (not swearing) on BBCs can't cook, won't cook.
Russel Brand reacting rather enthusiasticly at the prospect of having a hair cut at a barbers in Cheshire, the swine.
