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jemz is amazing, she's 19yo but is in damn good nick as u can see. she has the most elevated paces ive ever sat, with her trot being springy without being bouncy n her canter is like being on a space hopper so her jump is absolutly immense. i ride her most weekends 4 my dads boss jenny becoz she occasionally gets hypo and needs a good burn out- so i gallop her around jennys uphill field 4 20minits so that soon knackers her out! she's a 15.1hh thoroughbred X cob but she looks pure thoroughbred & moves like one 2! i also ride her field companions mary, a 23yo 16hh strawberry roan hanovarian X thoroughbred & emma a 30yo 13hh grey pony. all are old but REALLY spritely!
Definatly my pony of a life time! he had the complete package, looks, guts, devotion & complete loyalty- if i ever meet a guy like jack i will marry him on the spot! jack woz a 13hh pure british riding pony & we had a connection which reached telepathic lengths- he used 2 nap 2 me when his owner rode him hehehehe! i was told he would never be sold, but as usual, as owners usually do, she lied and i had 2 get him in the trailer coz he wouldnt go in 4 no1 else.
otherwise known as Mill reef- so he likes to think! DJ is the other little 12.2hh delight that i get paid 2 hammer about on hes a mini thoroughbred really, by god he cant harf move! i luv galloping on him its almost as good as on the racehorses! hez very firey and on his toes, duznt like to hang about 4 more than 2 seconds and he rears alot- suits me fine. he's my fave out of smartie and him (soz smot!) purely coz its like bein on a thoroughbred only its closer 2 the floor and u got the fun element of pony in him which u don't get with thoroughbreds. sadly hes 4 sale, but he needs a hard core competition home coz he really duz have the X factor!
Tom Thumb
Velvet
Silver
The only mare ive ever formed any kind of attatchment to, velvet woz me as a pony basicly- arrogant, 1 step ahead of the game, fussy & ungreatful. we got on like a house on fire! tho only 12.2hh, she cleared 3ft6 without making a fuss, and would all 2 readily pop over a wheelbarrow randomly left in the middle of the menáge. i had some spectacular spills off her becoz i did so much sucidal stuff with her! a typical woman, u had to ask her rather than tell her or woe betide u. she woz a bucking, nappy little witch but i rescoold her within 2weeks & the result woz a 4ward going pony with brilliant self carriage, resulting in her going 2 a luvly new home :o)
One of the 6 'significant greys' in my life, Sil is the most recent one! he rides very much like cracker coincidently being the same height and breed as him. placed at the royal welsh as a stallion, silver has had an eventful life, from royal welsh 2 breaking his pelvis life is never boring with him around. he woz a lazy fuck when i first started riding him but as the weight fell off, so did the attitude n low and behold, we had a fast, fun, willing little pony! heez a little fluff sum times wen u tack him up, n he shits bricks when lorrys go past, but other than that, i do luv my sylvia!
This pony, OMG he's a legend!! he's evil, the bin laden of th ponyworld, he's a fuckin dickhead- n he's funny as fuck! TT (pronounced 'titty') dserves a knighthood 4 bein so malicious n calculating. hes a 10.2hh flea bitten grey (lol wot else) shetland X welsh mountain but his personality is pure rotweiler! he's kicked kris (well sum1 had 2 do it!), bitten countless people, been convicted of kiddy flinging... i luv ridin him, he always always ALWAYS fucks off with me 4 some reason, he dznt do it with any1 else- normally if u dont boot him or pull him about he goes fine or otherwise dznt move atall. the pic shows us after winning the king george V chase making Kauto Star weep- honest!
Gucci
Smartie
Spud
Awww i owe this pony soooo much!! he taught me 2 ride in short- as in, really really ride, not sit there looking pretty. it woz on him, then aged 3, i, aged 11, developed a luv of speed and danger and became an adrenaline junky- thanks wugman! wasted at a riding school, this pony is fantastic, we had the maddest times 2gether- such as jumping up onto an 8ft bank quite casually, despite his only being 12hh (he's now 13hh)! he's now 8 and remains 2 b th pony all the kids go 'nooo i dont want 2 ride that onnnnne heez nortyyyy!'- he isnt hez just a REAL pony n they cant cope with it! we once saild over a 4ft3 jump- just 2 prove 2 kris that me & ellie ARE capable of clearin such dizzy heights! yes, i did stay on!
one of my little tykes im in charge of at work! he's a 12.2hh coloured (grey skewbald) & i spose i cud count him as grey, he's good as! he's a really neat jumper & wikid good fun, he's a games pony and absolutly amazin at bendin, ur foot touches the floor if u turn him tight enuff! he aint the prettiest pony, wiv the wierdest conformation ever, but i dont mind coz he's a grey/blue roan type n 4 some reason i have an affinity with those, so we get on brilliantly! hez really naughty, barges u out of the way, nips u and bullys immortalised, the stallion! i ride him in a bridge coz he leans on u terrible, part from that heez fab.
Gucci woz the 1 i had my first experiences of hacking out on my own, backing and breaking & schooling with! neither of us new wot the bloody hell we were doing but somehow, it worked and we had a great time together! he woz a 13.1hh scruffy little blue roan who everybody thought woz spud 4 some reason i can't fathom. he woz a christmas present 4 a kid who had been ridin 4 6weeks- yeah, thats gonna work! the inevitable happened, the kid didnt want him & i ended up having a pony 4 the summer holz- fantastic! he had no co ordination, woznt particularly fast, but the pony had the heart of a shire & more guts than a butchers and thats the 1 factor i insist on.
(its true- every chestnut ive ridden had absolutly NO respect 4 women! cracker never fucked off when the boys held onto him, the only person i didnt see ben chase woz malcolm & flash would stand if a bloke held him! thank god 4 SDG!)
Cracker
Flash
Ben
Christ, he woz a dickhead! Flash by name, Flash by nature, Flash liked to get every where yesterday & with his head in ur lap! he woz a 13.2hh section C who looked uncannily like cracker. he woz a brilliant jumper and would have made a fab games pony,as he wound up like a clock, would give Araafa a run 4 his money speed wise, had low mileage but he woz so flexible! he could do the most spectacular rears & perform a fantastic collected canter, where he would bring his knees up to his chest and canter on the spot- escapado, painted black, eat ur heart out! if he woz 4 sale id have this pony in a, well, a flash!
or 'nemo' as we used 2 call him 4 some reason! wen he woz about 25yo, blind in 1 eye becoz he stabbed it on sumthing, with arthritus he had 2 retire from downside incase he suddenly got the site back in his eye! uno problemo. oh wot 2 do with him? sophie, elle, tap, loz- CMON DOWN! yes, we shared the little 13.2hh chestnut 'ararbiar' with a flaxen mane n tail, keepin him at £2 a week!! we had gr8 fun with him coz he ran away so we jumpt in a strangers car 2 catch him!!! he had the meanest nature possible & every1 who was age 0-11 from the 70s to the 90s can remember bein chased across the pony yard by ben with his teeth on show! he lives out his days in ross-on-wye on a sheep farm with sooty who is also retired. fab little pony!
The randomest pony ever! cracker woz a little SHIT truth be known, he was stubborn, moody, volatile & built like a brick shit house- and by god, ive never had so much fun in my life! despite being a shit, he cleared 4ft without really bothering & as long as u asked him just right, he would do anything 4 u. very classy jumper with scope to burn. he used to hit me with a bucket when i walked past his stable in the morning to see to jack first- that woz cracker all over, attention seeking & demanding at the best of times! probably my favourite pony 2 ride EVA! a 12.2hh ball of impromptu fun basicly.
